What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 03.07.2025 08:19

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

So they tried

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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share office space ...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

They put up a sign reading

Minds and Behinds

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Unacceptable again!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Another attempt resulted in ...

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Just Forget it!

Next, they tried...

Everyone loved it.

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

No, not a chance

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No go.

Still no good

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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Nuts and Butts

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Freaks and Cheeks

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Catatonics & High Colonics

Still no good.

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Then came..

Thumbs down again.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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So, the docs changed it to read

Loons and Moons

No way

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

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