What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 03.07.2025 08:19

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
So they tried
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
What is the Replika app, and how does it work?
share office space ...
—
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
New research links changes in walking patterns to early Alzheimer’s - The Brighter Side of News
Analysis & Anal Cysts
They put up a sign reading
Minds and Behinds
How much should one budget to travel for 1 month generally?
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Another attempt resulted in ...
Why does it itch on my vulva, uterus, and sides of my vagina, but it doesn't itch inside the vagina?
Just Forget it!
Next, they tried...
Everyone loved it.
New Jersey Man Arrested for Stealing Instruments From Heart - Rolling Stone
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No, not a chance
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No go.
Still no good
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No Man's Sky Gets A Massive Switch 2 Upgrade And It's All Free - Kotaku
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Freaks and Cheeks
Geopolitics Just Slapped the Oil Market Awake - Crude Oil Prices Today | OilPrice.com
Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
What is the rudest/meanest thing a family member has said to you?
Then came..
Thumbs down again.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Why The Simpsons stopped producing Maude Flanders episodes?
So, the docs changed it to read
Loons and Moons
No way
Northern Lights Alert: 8 States May See Aurora Borealis Monday Night - Forbes
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Carnival Cruise Line pledges greater cruise loyalty benefits - TheStreet